Collections from the Void

Each drop worse than the last. And that’s a compliment.
Star 1

“Was this made by a genius or a sleep-deprived raccoon? Either way, 10/10.”

I got the banana monkey and my boyfriend won’t stop staring at it like it’s haunted. Honestly? Worth every cent.

Zoé L., Lyon – April 17
Star 1
Verified

“I don’t know what I ordered, but it changed me.”

I bought 3 items. They arrived. Now I speak in riddles and fear spoons. Incredible quality tho.

— Maxime R., Marseille – March 8
Star 1
Verified

“My mom saw it and asked if I’m okay. That’s how you know it’s art.”

These toys are confusing, adorable and possibly cursed. 5 stars.

— Lucie D., Strasbourg – May 2
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Verified

“Cappuccino Assassino sits on my desk and judges me. I love him.”

It’s like therapy, but chaotic. And in plastic. Shipping was fast too.

— Theo J., Brussels – April 24
Based on  37,962 reviews

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